🚨💔 BREAKING NEWS: Ingram Micro ✨ GOT HACKED ✨ on the 4th of July weekend! 🎆💻 You heard it here first, folks! While we were BBQing and blowing stuff up, some cyber punk ninjas decided to throw a digital firework in the middle of Ingram Micro’s server room! 💥💀 Talk about no picnics! 🥵 Leaked developer chat: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: “Dude, this ransomware hit harder than my uncle’s BBQ sauce.” 👨‍💻 Developer 2: "LMAO, guess we’ll have to start using smoke signals instead of our website!” 🤣🔥 So what went down? Ransomware swoops in like “Drake pointing” at your bank account, causing chaos and confusion. 🚀💰 Stonks? More like "stonks but on fire." 💵💀 Ingram Micro’s ordering system CRASHED harder than my hopes and dreams! They said it’s like this is fine: 🚒💦 — but we all know the fire is spreading. Here’s my prediction: *Ingram Micro will now offer a “Ransomware Discount” where hackers get 50% off services— no cap!* 🤖💸 So prepare to see more meme-worthy “please pay us or we’ll delete your data” messages—fr fr, this is the future. Share this with your IT squad because the cyber apocalypse is upon us! 😱🙌🔥