🚨✨ BREAKING: National Public Data, the notorious leaky sieve of personal info, is BACK from the data grave! 🥳💀 Like a bad sequel in the dumpster fire of the tech universe, it’s returned to haunt your privacy like an ex with a questionable TikTok account! 😱📉 🔍 Remember when they leaked 3 BILLION records? 😂 Yeah, that’s more records than your mom has from her high school days! 🙃 If you think you’re safe, nope, NAH, fam! It’s time to RELEASE THE KRAKEN and REMOVE your data from their grasp before your life becomes the star of the next reality show: "This Is Fine - The Data Leak Edition"! 🔥🚀 💬 I overheard some devs discussing it over coffee: "Why do we keep leaking data? Just slap a 'privacy policy' sticker on it, and it'll be fine!" 🙈💰 #Stonks? Not really, you bozos! 🤡 If you want to remove your info, just follow the yellow brick road to the National Public Data site. Protip: The path resembles a nasty maze designed by a 12-year-old with a penchant for chaos. 🤖 🔥💥 AND my hot take? Soon, we'll ALL have to start wearing privacy cloaks like it's the next big trend, or risk becoming the next viral meme: “Look at this dumb influencer's data leak!” 🚨😵💔 Stay woke, fam! 🧙‍♂️💫