🚨💻🔥 *BREAKING: Informatica & Oracle Cooking Up Some AI Sorcery!* 🔥💻🚨 Yo fam, listen up! 📢 Informatica just decided to throw Oracle a massive cloud party, and they’re coming in HOT with some AI shenanigans! 🥳🤖💰 *Informatica and Oracle* are teaming up like your favorite weird duo—think Drake and Josh, but for AI nerds. They’re unleashing the *Blueprint for Agentic AI* on Oracle Cloud Infrastructure. 🤯 What is that, you ask? No cap, it’s basically the magic book for building AI that ACTUALLY does stuff (like not just memes). So instead of your AI folding laundry, it’ll be launching your rocket to Mars. 🚀🌌👽 🔍👀 *Leaked convo from a dev:* Dev 1: “So we just sprinkle some AI pixie dust and BOOM, we’re billionaires?” Dev 2: “Only if you don’t build anything based! It’s all about avoiding cringe.” This is a massive W for Oracle, but let’s be real—if Oracle can’t fix their login screen that gives you more rage than the last *Game of Thrones* season, we might be in *serious* trouble. 😬💀 💥🔥 *Hot Take:* Expect Oracle Cloud to become the next TikTok of AI—everyone will be using it, but 90% of it will be absolute cringe! Get ready for the next viral dance trend... AI version! 💃📈💥