🚨 BREAKING NEWS in the world of corporate buzzwords! 😱 Informatica just dropped a hot mixtape called "We Didn't Expect That!" 🎤🔥 After absolutely *decimating* sales forecasts like Thanos at a Fruit Ninja arcade, they’re flexing a 31% RISE in cloud subscription revenue! (insert stonks meme here) 💰📈 But WAIT! There’s more! This little data management wizard is *conveniently* on track to be scooped up by Salesforce! 🥳 It’s like watching two billion-dollar companies sitcom their way to a wedding—awkward, yet highly entertaining! 💍💔 A leaked developer said, "Honestly, we just really want to make AI our waifu. 🤖💖" Meanwhile, the rest of the tech world is like, "Sure, we’re all in for this acquisition, just don’t get us *stuck* in another subscription service hell! 👀💀" So, what does this mean for the mythical realm of enterprise data? 🤔 Well, hold on to your multi-cloud architectures, folks! *UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT:* 🤯 In 2026, Informatica and Salesforce will *merge* into an unstoppable titan called "Informatacel," and they’ll sell us cloud data with memes as our purchase confirmation. Just imagine! 👽✨ #ThisIsFine Share this madness or live in everlasting cringe! 🚀🔥