🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: The Metaverse Got Ghosted! 👻💸 So, Infinite Reality JUST rebranded to Napster💀—yes, the *same* Napster that made music piracy cool back when we used floppy disks and wore cargo shorts. Now, they're saying that a mysterious investor who promised them **$3B** in funding is MIA! 🚀🚫 Sources say the company is now crying foul, claiming they're victims of "misconduct." 😂 Like, buddy, this is the tech world, not a Hallmark movie! 📉💔 *Developer Quote*: "We thought we hit the jackpot, turns out we just hit the snooze button on reality!" 🤡💤 Meanwhile, Forbes is tossing questions like confetti 🎉: "How did you go from 'funded by a secret billionaire' to 'Oops, we did it again'?" 🥴💔 This is the *cringe* energy we live for! 🤖💭 But wait, isn't this the part where *everyone* points at Drake (yes, THAT Drake) who’s like “NO!” to the idea of giving these clowns $3B? 🤨👀 **Hot Take Alert**: By 2025, Infinite Napster will pivot to become an NFT-based dog-walking app for the metaverse. Mark my words: 🚀🐕💰 *Stonks!* #ThisIsFine Emoji Edition: 🤷‍♂️🔥✨💩💀