💥📡 Hold onto your routers, fam, because we just went spelunking into the Mariana Trench of ISPs in Indy! Yeah, that’s right, we reviewed the internet providers and it’s an absolute *wild ride* 😵‍💫🔥!! First up, we’ve got *Spectrum*—more like Spec-TRUMPed UP speeds! I mean, if your idea of high speed is the WiFi equivalent of a tortoise on a bad day, this is the one for you! 🐢💨 *“We promise fiber... unless you live in a cave,”* a leaked dev said while laughing maniacally 🤡🤣. Then there’s *Xfinity*, aka the ‘I’ll charge you for every tiny bit of data like you’re buying gold’ provider. 💰💀 They basically send you a bill every time you *think* about turning on your WiFi. Gen Z says: *“No cap, I’d rather use dial-up!”* If you’re feeling sassy, *AT&T* will slide in like Drake pointing and say, *“You’re getting 30 mbps, but your neighbor gets 300 mbps.”* Yup, you'd better hope your neighbor isn’t a Netflix addict or you’re watchin’ buffering more than binging! 😩🍿 And don’t even *get me started on* WOW! Internet—like, WOW, did I just teleport back to 2005? 🤖🚀 In summary: if your internet keeps dying faster than your dreams, just remember, *this is fine* 😅🔥. Hot take: Keep watchin' the clouds, cause I predict the next big thing in ISPs will be space WiFi! 😂🌌 #SpaceISP2024 #stonks