🚨👀 BREAKING: InDrive is trying to pull a fast one! This ain't just a ride-hailing app anymore – nah fam, they’re going full-on "super app" like it's 2015 and they're riding the meme wave 🤡💥! I mean, who needs a boring Uber or a cringe DoorDash when you could have InDrive bringing your snacks *and* your groceries directly from Kazakhstan? 🌍🍔🥔 Talk about a glow-up! #SuperAppGoals BUT WAIT... 🤯 Leaked developer chat: > *Dev 1: "What's the plan, chief?"* > *Dev 2: "Simple, turn us into the Swiss Army Knife of apps!"* > *Dev 1: "I thought we were a ride service…"* > *Dev 2: "Yeah... but now we also do your grocery runs, no cap."* Like, can we just STOP with the "super app" obsession? We’re not trying to merge our Uber with a vending machine, my dude! 😂🔥 And get this: they think they can one-up Gojek, Grab, and the ghost of failed apps past. Good luck with that bro, but it feels like they're just scrolling TikTok looking for inspiration during lunch breaks. My hot take? By the end of 2024, InDrive will be delivering *hot takes* on the metaverse (whatever that means) while still trying to figure out how to NOT crash their app every two days. So prepare for chaos, fam! 🚀💰 #InDriveIsTheNewBlack