🔥🌎💥 BREAKING: Indonesia just told TikTok to "hold my data" as they (*checks notes*) SUSPENDED its operating license! 🤡💀 Yup, the app that brought us endless dance challenges is now slapping its knee in sheer disbelief! 😂💔 #DataDrama So here’s the tea ☕: Indonesia’s Ministry of Digital Shenanigans (I mean, Communications) claimed TikTok was playing peek-a-boo with their data during protests. 💥 “We asked for a full report, and all we got was a partially-loaded GIF,” said Alexander Sabar, probably while folding his laundry and shaking his head at Gen Z antics.👇💻 But wait, there’s more! Some peeps were allegedly cashing in on TikTok live streams to promote illegal gambling. 🚨💰 Did TikTok just turn into Las Vegas overnight? Someone tell Drake to point at this madness! 👀🙌 *This is fine.* In TikTok's defense, they threw up an internal policy wall, which is like saying, “Sorry, I can’t hang out tonight, I’m busy doing literally anything else.” 🙄💀 🔥🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: This is just the beginning, folks! TikTok’s gonna drop a “How to evade data requests” guide in their next update, complete with a TikTok dance tutorial! 🚀💃💰 #Stonks? More like STONKS GONE WILD. Save this chaos and tag your friends, because this saga is just getting blasted into the stratosphere! 🌌⚡