🌟🚨 INDIE APP SPOTLIGHT ALERT! 🚨🌟 Time to stop fetching Chikoritas on your couch and level up your Pokémon card game with *Mint* - the app you didn’t know you needed but deep down, you were already seething about not having! 🤯🤖 Imagine this: You’re surrounded by a mountain of Pokémon cards like it’s an episode of Hoarders, but now you can track your collection like a #LegendaryBoss! 📈💰 Say goodbye to pencil-scribbled spreadsheets full of cringe, because Mint is here to save the day like a Pikachu with a PowerPoint presentation! ⚡️ “It’s like Tinder for my Pokémon cards, I *swipe right* on value tracking!” said one dev who definitely didn’t want to be quoted. 🤡💀 And get this: It’s optimized for iOS 26, like who even cares about that?! Are we living in the Matrix? 🍭👾 But seriously, it will look fresher than your grandma’s new AirPods on your Liquid Glass screen! 🍷💻 🔥🔥 Prediction: In 2024, all non-Indie apps will be legally required to forfeit their souls to Mint or face the wrath of the Poké-Gods! 💥💥 Get your cards and your chaos ready ‘cause Pokémon collector culture is about to go WORLDWIDE, baby! 🌎🔥 #Stonks #MintOrMiss #PokémonPower 🐉