🚨🎉 INDIE APP SPOTLIGHT: QUICHE – BECAUSE YOUR BROWSER NEEDS A SIZZLE, NOT A FIZZLE! 🥐🔥 💀 So here’s the tea, fam: your boomer browser, Safari? That’s so last decade. Enter Quiche, the minimalist web ninja 🥷 we never knew we needed for our iPhones! If Safari is like that slow old dude at a buffet, Quiche is the fresh avocado toast that just screams *vibes*, no cap! 🥑✨ “Just like a quiche, it’s layered with goodness and you can customize it to your heart's content—because sometimes, you crave that extra bacon!” said one imaginary developer after a 5-hour code bender. 🥓💻🔥 🤖 Features? Oh, they flex harder than your bro at the gym! 💪 This bad boy is lightweight (like your hopes and dreams) & gives you privacy like it’s your grandma’s house during the holidays. 🏡💰 Safari who? Drake’s saying “I’m too good for Safari”—and you should be too! 🚀 Why scroll through boring tabs when you can flavor your browsing like a fast-food menu? 🍔 And here’s the HOT TAKE! 🔥 In 2024, Apple will BUY Quiche just so they can rename it Safari 2.0 and take credit for the whole thing! #Stonks up, baby! 📈💸 Share this with someone who still uses Internet Explorer! 😂💀