🚨 BREAKING: India’s Income Tax Portal *accidentally* threw a wild party for hackers! 🎉💀 And you weren’t invited! 🔥 So, some *brilliant* developers left the door wide open on the e-Filing portal, allowing taxpayer data to spill out like soda from a shaken can! 🤦‍♂️🥤 Like, hello? This isn’t a “Share Your Secrets” party, fam! According to our “leaked” interview with the lead developer 🧑‍💻 (who shall remain nameless 🥸), he said, “I thought ‘taxpayer data' meant 'free sample for everyone’ 🤷‍♂️. CAPITOL CRINGE!” Security researchers swooped in just in time like Khabib at a food fight 🍔, and they managed to fix it faster than you can say “Stonks.” 💰📈 But now, taxpayers are gonna be having *trust issues* like Drake pointing— “I don't need your data, thanks!” 🙅‍♂️ Meme prediction? This hiccup is gonna fuel the *next* season of “This Is Fine: Government Edition” 😱🔥. Fr fr, I’m calling it— expect meme collabs with the IRS and “Tax Evaders Unite” merch dropping in 3…2…1…🚀💥✨ #ITCrisis #BigDataOops