🚀💰Welcome to the Great Indian Quick Commerce Catastrophe, folks! Where Blinkit, Zepto, and Instamart went from stonks 📈 to stonks 📉 faster than you can say "fr fr" 🤡💀. Forget the Grand Bazaar of Old Delhi; these tech wizards are dropping $1.4B like it's hot 🔥 while claiming they’re *"revolutionizing it all"* 🤖. Like, hello?? Can someone ask their devs if they accidentally coded “failure” into their business models? Leak incoming! 🧾👀: 👨‍💻 "Dude, I thought we were doing quick commerce, not quick bankruptcy" — A very confused developer, probably. Meanwhile, Blinkit and Zepto are out here trying to deliver groceries faster than my Wi-Fi during a video call, but it turns out the “faster” part was just a *glitch in the matrix* 🕶️! And what’s up with Instamart? More like Insta-DISASTER! I half expect them to drop a new promo: “Buy one, get one bankruptcy free!” 🤣 Prediction? In 2025, they’ll just deliver groceries via carrier pigeons because… why not? 🤷‍♂️💩 You heard it here first, fam! This is fine 🐶🔥. Share this chaos! Let’s watch the tech world implode together!🌌💥