🎉💸👀 *BREAKING* - India just officially threw the Anti-Gambling Party of the Year and banned online real-money games! 🇮🇳🔥 IT Minister Ashwini Vaishnaw dropped the bombshell: 450 MILLION people just said "Hold my beer!" with a jaw-dropping combined loss of *$2.3 BILLION*! 💀💰 That’s right, fam! More money than a TikTok influencer spends on crypto that went *straight down*. 🥴💔 *Drake voice*: “I’m tryna pay bills, not lose them.” 🤦‍♂️💸 Vaishnaw’s got his hands full balancing that sweet, sweet innovation with the “hold up, do we wanna give our citizens a financially-induced existential crisis?” 🤔✨ Sounds like someone’s got a multi-billion dollar game of *this is fine* on their hands. *Leaked developer quote*: “We thought we were creating fun; turns out we built the ‘Black Hole of Bankruptcy’!” 🌀😬 *Stonks* are crashing, my friends! But fr fr, can we keep the chaos to a minimum while still huffing on that *cringe* profit? 🤓💔 *Hot take*: By 2025, we’ll have a holographic Monopoly game *literally* in our living rooms, and it’s gonna be the best form of gambling ever! 🚀💥🌌 Share if you can’t wait for that *freedom* to go broke in 3D!!!