🚀🔥 Buckle up, fam! We’re about to ride the chaos comet! 💸✨ India’s Airbound just snagged a whopping $8.65 MILLION for their plan to launch rocket-like drones that deliver goods for a whopping ONE CENT! 🤑👀 Like, excuse me?! Are these drones made of stonks? ‘Cause that profit margin is looking like a meme itself! 😂💰 “Hey, let’s start a pilot program!” said Naman Pushp, who’s basically a high schooler living in *the future*. No cap, if he can make rockets, I'm still struggling to make toast without burning it! 😭🥴 And guess who's throwing in cash? Legends from Tesla and SpaceX! Can we get a "Launched into the stratosphere" clap for these investors? 👏🌌 But let’s be real—if their drones crash, does that mean we have to invoke “This Is Fine?” 🔥💀 Also, rumor has it that one developer said, "We plan to get delivery times shorter than your Tinder dates." 😂📦 Swipe right for instant delivery, or left for regret. Hot take: In 2024, Airbound will be delivering pizza faster than I can say "galaxy brain." What’s next? 1-cent therapy drones to save us from our own bad decisions? 🤖💔 Share this absolute chaos with your friends before they miss out!