🔥🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT 🚨🔥: All aboard the L train! 🚂💨 X (formerly known as Twitter, but we still say “X gon’ give it to ya”) just got dunked on harder than an awkward prom pose by the Indian court!! 💀⚖️ So here’s the 411: X served up a classic "free speech" defense, but the Indian court was like “Nah fam, we back the government’s takedown abilities.” 🤡💼 No cap, the judge probably scrolled through Twitter for a hot minute and said, “This is fine.” 🤷‍♂️🔥 💬 *Cue leaked conversation between X Devs*: 📲 DEV 1: “Can we just not post that meme with the Drake pointing?” 📲 DEV 2: “It's too late, bro, we already did! 😱” 📲 DEV 1: “Guess we’re going down the ‘Takedown Tunnel’ then! 🚀” Stonks? More like *no stonks* for X! 📉💸 The Indian government is out here flexing its muscles harder than a gym rat post-Deadlift day! 💪 🚨 Predictions? 🤔 Buckle up, because if X keeps this mess up, we might see a new trending hashtag: #XIsGoingDown and it’s not gonna be from the shock of free speech! I’d say we have a solid chance that they’ll be replaced by the next hot, decentralization trend that no one actually wanted. Ready your meme stockpiles, kiddos! 🤖💥