🚨BREAKING NEWS, TECH NERDS!🚨 So, an Indian court just bodied Elon Musk’s X (formerly Twitter but we’re all pretending this high school nickname is cool, right?) 💀💔. They threw out his lawsuit faster than the speed of light on a Tuesday morning coffee run! ☕🌌 In a move that’s got the whole tech world spitting their avocado toast, the court decided that foreign platforms don’t get to play the “Free Speech” card like some sort of digital Monopoly game. 🤑💸 Looks like X’s crying in the corner while Facebook’s just like “We got banned in the Middle East and we survived, fam!” 😂👀 💬 “So what if we allowed some cringe memes? The world needs to hear my Hot Takes on pineapple pizza!” - Definitely a Musk after his 14th cup of espresso. 🙃 Meanwhile, the Indian government is out here serving content takedown orders like it's a buffet line and foreign platforms are looking REAL hungry. 🍽️🥴 Prediction time: In just 3 months, Elon will launch “X-Pal” — it’s like “Eat Pray Love” but for tweets. He’ll take self-care to a new level, charging $500/month for *freedom* 💖🚀. Get ready for the chaos, my dudes! Share this or seethe! 🔥🤣 #MemeWars #XIneffectual