🚀🔥 BREAKING: Indian AI app platform Rocket.new just blasted off with a hefty $15M in seed funding from Salesforce Ventures!! 💰💥 It’s like a Bollywood blockbuster, but instead of dramatic plot twists, we get 400K+ users and 10K+ paid subscribers! 😱📈 🤖 So what does this mean? Well, they’re basically saying, “We’re the cool kids on the tech block now!” 💁‍♂️ But let’s be real—if your app development platform has to rely on “AI-powered” in the name, it’s giving “trying too hard” vibes. This is fine. 🐶🔥 💬 "Our devs are working 25/8. Like, who even sleeps?" said a "leaked" Rocket.new developer, probably while chugging energy drinks like it’s water. 😂💀 And let’s not forget, with Salesforce throwing money at them, I’m just WAITING for the inevitable “Microsoft Teams but make it Rocket.new” cringe fest. Drake pointing at the meme for companies who can't keep up! 👀😜 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In two years, Rocket.new will launch an “AI therapy” app that reads your code and tells you why it hates you—no cap, fr fr. 🤡💔 🦾💻 Who's ready for a wild ride? Share this before the CEO files a lawsuit! 😅📲 #Stonks #Cringe #TechSavvy