🚨BREAKING: Government of India drops the nuclear option on fake news like it’s a hot potato! 🥔💥 Say goodbye to Sanmar Herald’s crypto claims faster than you can say “🚢💰💩!” 🍕 So here’s the tea: Apparently, some folk thought the Sanmar Herald was getting busy with some crypto cash 🚀 for a cozy cruise through the Strait of Hormuz. 🙄 But the Indian shipping ministry hit 'em with the ol' “fake news, bro!” 💤💩 Mukesh Manga—no, not the character from your dad's favorite soap opera, BUT the additional secretary—was like, “Nah fam, this is all cap!” 🤡🤦‍♂️ Even Sanmar Shipping Ltd. is like, “We in the clear, fam! 💼❌” ROASTED! 🔥 Meanwhile, stonks are crashing harder than my hopes of winning the lottery while paying off student loans.📉💔 📈💰 Developer “leaked” quote: “Honestly, I thought we were making *REAL* waves in crypto — turns out we just sunk like the Titanic.” 🎤🔥 Unhinged prediction: In 2024, the government will just send out official smoke signals to clarify news, because who even needs the internet anymore? 🤯 This is fine. 🔥🐻 #CryptoChaos #BurnItAllDown