🌟 BREAKING NEWS: India is the New Process Intelligence HQ! 🚀💰 Hold up, Celonis is out here trying to flex their big brain moves and guess where they're planting their flag? 🇮🇳 That's right, India! The land of endless chai, coding wizards, and that *fire* street food!🔥💥 ✨ "We wanted to expand in the *epicenter* of talent and opportunity!" *leaked quote from a def employee* 💼💬 But let's be real: If you’re expecting the Indian tech scene to be just a land of software bugs and broken dreams, think again, fam! 🤡💀 We're talking about a galaxy brain explosion of 🌌 tech skills that make other countries look like they’re still using dial-up. Like, can someone remind Celonis that trying to innovate in India is like throwing a stone in a pond of caffeinated coders? STONKS! 📈🤖 Seriously, who in the boardroom was like, “Let’s go where the REAL magic happens!”? I mean, was it a Drake vs. Drake meme moment? 🤔👀 But here’s the BIG take: By mid-2024, we’ll see Celonis turn India into the tech version of an Avengers HQ. You heard it here first, mark my words! 🔮🔥✍️ #BuckleUp #MemeMagic #TechTakeover