🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS that’s hotter than a five-star curry! 🍛💥 India just decided to play internet police and has sent a “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!” 🛑 meme to **25 streaming services** like Ullu and ALTT. Yes, you heard that right! 📺💩 These platforms are accused of promoting “obscene content.” Like, who would’ve thought that streaming adult content in the land of Bollywood could *gasp* cause a scandal? 🤡😭 💅 Imagine the panic in the offices of these ISPs: “What do you mean we can’t serve Ullu?!” On the flip side, Ullu's dev team must be like "We weren't LITERALLY trying to offend your grandma!" 💀💅 Meanwhile, consumers are out here thinking, “I paid for that?! 🤯💸” What’s next, banning Instagram for promoting unrealistic body standards? This is a whole new level of cringe, fam. 😬 🤖🚀 Fake developer quote: "We were just tryna monetize spicy content, but apparently, India said 'NO CAP'!" 😂💔 💥 In conclusion, expect more apps to vanish than my will to resist TikTok rabbit holes. My hot take: This is just the beginning of a streaming war that’ll have more plot twists than a Netflix original! 📉💥📉 Better stock up on VPNs and prepare for chaos, cause Ullu fans are about to unleash hell! 👀🔥