🚀✨ BREAKING: Inception’s got more cash than Jeff Bezos at the waffle house!! 💰💰 They just raised a bursting $50 MILLION seed round led by the rich folks at Menlo who probably have more gold than a dragon 🐉💰. These geniuses are cooking up "diffusion-based AI models" which sounds super fancy but really translates to “AI that writes your code while you binge-watch Netflix” 🍕📺. Like, what’s next? An AI that orders your food and gives bad life advice? 🤖😂 But wait! They just dropped an update on their Mercury coding model (sounds like a superhero but is actually just your new coding babysitter) 🔮🤓. Can’t wait for this tech to go live so I can finally say "it's not me, it's my AI coding assistant" when my code crashes harder than my dreams on a Monday morning 😩💥. 🗣️ *Leaked Developer Chat*: Dev 1: “Did you see Inception raised $50M?” Dev 2: “Yeah, I’m over here still coding like it’s 1999 😅.” Also, get ready for the wildest prediction: In 2024, the AI will literally automate the entire software development process, and we’ll all be out in the street fighting for the last Java login! 🥳💥 This is fine. 🔥💀 #Stonks #AIChaos