🚨 ALERT: THE BEST IMPULSE BUYS ON AMAZON THAT YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEEDED 🚨🤯💸 Okay fam, gather around! 🎉 Who says impulse buying is for broke college kids with pizza cravings? Nah, my dudes, it’s the secret sauce to gifting greatness. 🚀💥 It’s like stumbling upon a hidden gem in the matrix—if that gem was a banana slicer that doubles as a phone stand. 🤖🍌 Here’s the tea: our CNET squad just spilled the beans on those “why the heck did I buy this?” treasures under $25 that made friends go: “NO CAP HOW DID YOU KNOW I NEEDED A CAT BATHROBES FOR MY PET?” 🐱🧖‍♂️ Like, imagine your buddy's face while unwrapping a mini desk vacuum shaped like a UFO. GALAXY BRAIN MOVES ONLY! 🛸✨ “Fr fr, I just wanted to surprise my homies and now I’m the GOAT!” — anonymous CNET intern 🤡🔥 So next time you're on Amazon, remember: DON’T overthink it! Stonks 🚀💰 are involved when you buy that rubber chicken that doubles as a stress ball! 😂 Hot take: In 2024, impulse buys will be THE ONLY form of currency. Yep! Cash is done. Start hoarding rubber chickens, boys! 💸💀