🚨 STOP RIGHT THERE 🚨 – TechCrunch Impersonators are at it AGAIN! 🤡💀 But like, who let these wannabe “journalists” into the tech game? All I can think of is Drake pointing at a real journalist like, "You could never!" 🤣💔 So here’s the tea ☕: fraudsters are sliding into DMs, pretending to be the very same peeps that brought you the glorious news about a robot dog that can deliver your groceries and your existential dread. 🐶🛒 What’s next, fake Elon Musk giving you stock advice? 🚀💰 Stonks? More like NO stonks! 🗣️ *Leaked convo between “imposter” and a co. CEO:* **Imposter:** “Hey, wanna feature your product on TechCrunch?” **CEO:** “Is this a scam?” **Imposter:** “No cap, FR FR!” Buckle up, folks, cause if you’re chatting with someone who doesn’t have the verified badge, it’s time to UNINSTALL that trust app. 💥🔥 And let’s be real: if I wanted to see fake news, I’d just go on TikTok—at least they have dance moves. 🔥💥💡**HOTT TAKE:** By 2024, these impersonators will join forces with AI and start a newsletter called “TechDumpster” where they ONLY report on NFTs of digital soup cans. Mark my words—this is fine… 🙃