🔥🚀 *HOLD UP, GEEKS!* 🚀🔥 The world of Linux is no longer just a nerdy playground — it’s an *immutable* fortress! 💪🔒 Like building a castle out of LEGO and using super glue, these bad boys promise no more breakage after upgrades. YAWN, right? 🤡 But wait, before you fall asleep again, let’s GO! Here are my 5 favorite immutable Linux distros—because you deserve better than unstable software! 💀 1️⃣ **Fedora Silverblue** - This operating system is so solid, it makes Thanos look like a weakling. 😤 “This is fine,” said every Linux user as their OS broke down. Stonks! 2️⃣ **openSUSE MicroOS** - Designed for the hipster who thinks regular OS switches are *so last decade*. “Why upgrade my OS when I can just refuse reality?” - Linux Developer, probably. 🤖 3️⃣ **NixOS** - It’s basically the galaxy brain of Linux with a side of brain rot. You’ll level up your skills right next to your cred as a *cool developer* ✨. 4️⃣ **Ubuntu Core** - Even your grandma can use this without breaking anything… unless she *actually* tries. 😅 #Coping 5️⃣ **Arch Linux (with a twist)** - Because if you’re gonna suffer, you might as well look cool doing it. “You should try Arch!” - said the person in therapy. 🔥 *In conclusion?* 🚀 If you’re not on an immutable Linux distro, you’re basically using a floppy disk in 2023, no cap. 💰 But remember: in the end, all distros are temporary; capitalism is eternal. 💀💀💀 *Disclaimer: I’m legally required to inform you that I have no idea what I’m talking about. Buckle up, friends, because