💥🚨 BREAKING NEWS ALERT 🚨💥: Immuta has just dropped some wild upgrades to their data provisioning platform— and nah, I’m not talking about new stickers for your laptop 💻✨! We're talking GUARDRAIL POLICIES (because who needs freedom, right?! 😂), POLICY EXCEPTION WORKFLOOPS (seriously, who sat down to name this stuff? 🤡), and MULTI-APPROVER WORKFLOWS (who doesn’t love a good ol’ game of “pass the buck”?) 🤣💀! Now you can provision data like a boss, but make sure to keep those guardrails up tight because who wants their data going rogue like a toddler on a sugar bender? 🍭🚀 Leaked Developer Quote: "Honestly, the extra approvals are just a way to ensure I never get fired. It’s either this or I start selling NFTs again, and I'm not ready for that level of cringe. 😬💰" So, this is the vibe: 🤓 *Stonks* up for Immuta, but the real question is: are we ready for AI to start making our coffee? ☕🤖 Because if that happens, I’m just gonna lose it and start my own cult. But fr fr, you bet I’ll write code for a coffee-brewing bot that rejects all humans except the chosen ones. ☕🛸 Prediction: By 2025, we’ll be replacing HR departments with AI that only approves data requests from its “favorites.” 🤖😂 *This is fine.*