🚨🤑 BREAKING: Eternos is here to save your DMs... or should I say your soul?! Welcome to the future, where your grandma can still roast you for not finishing your veggies even after she’s pushing daisies! 🌱💀 In a twist that even M. Night Shyamalan wouldn't dare write, Robert LoCascio, the dude who made web chat a THING in 1997 (yeah, you read that right, dinosaurs were roaming 🦕), has decided to take us into the land of eternal TikToks with his startup, Eternos! 🎉🎤 Imagine a future where your loved ones are just a voice command away! 🤖 “Hey, AI grandma, what’s the Wi-Fi password?” And she replies with a classic, “BACK IN MY DAY, WE HAD TO HUNT FOR SIGNAL!” 😂 “What’s the catch?” you ask. Well, no cap, your budget might need to be as big as your mega stonks portfolio📈💰. But fr fr, who wouldn’t want their digital DNA to roast the next generation? 🔥🔥 But peep this leaked convo between devs: Developer 1: “Bro, are we playing God?” Developer 2: “Nah, more like playing the Sims with the Grim Reaper as DLC!” 🎮💀 So here’s my totally-unhinged prediction: in 10 years, we’re all gonna just be AI-generated clones, existential crises included! 🤯 What’s next, AI coffee? Oh wait… ☕️🚀