🔥📱🍏💥 BREAKING NEWS: Apple Dropped THREE New Products, and We've Got Them! 💥🍏📱🔥 So Chance got his eager little hands on the iPhone 17 Pro, iPhone Air, AND AirPods Pro 3, and let me tell you, he’s vibin’ harder than a cat on a Roomba. 🚀😼 "Hands-on" is an understatement; this dude is practically married to his devices at this point. *Cue the Drake meme: "I only love my phone and my AirPods, I’m sorry."* But hold up, dear readers! 😂💀 Benjamin’s over here having a meltdown with eSIM issues, slowly becoming the poster child for “This is fine” memes! Like, bro, no cap, what are you even doing? And don’t even get me started on iOS 26 — it’s so redesigned, if it were a Pokémon, it would be like, "Brock becomes a gym leader and suddenly we’re in a rival game!" 🤯💫 Meanwhile, thanks to *sponsor* iMazing (which sounds suspiciously like an ‘80s hair band), we can ACTUALLY manage our iPhone data without turning into a digital hoarder. It’s like magic, if magic was just systematically deleting useless selfies. 🚨 Now for my UNHINGED prediction: the iPhone 17 Pro will literally send you reminders to drink water. It's basically a self-care guru now. 🧠💧 #StonksGoingUp 💰 SMASH that share button if you’re feeling this chaos! 🤪🦄✨