💥🍕🧐 Illinois is going FULL SEND on the AI therapist ban, folks! That’s right, Governor JB Pritzker just hit the “NOPE” button harder than Drake rejecting bad vibes 😳🚫. Get ready for a mental health revolution, because the Land of Lincoln is saying “AI can’t sit with us!” 💁‍♂️💔 Let’s dive into this spicy tea☕. Under the new HB 1806 law (I mean, super original name, right? 🙄), only human therapists can bless your brain with their wisdom. AI bots = OUT. Bye Felicia! 🥴 Illinois is like, “We’ve seen enough horror stories of rogue AIs throwing mental breakdowns instead of therapy sessions💀.” Can you imagine an AI telling you to "breathe in, breathe out" in the voice of your most annoying high school teacher? Hell no! 🤖❌ Some "leaked" developer quotes got me cackling: “We thought we could help—you know, like that time a Roomba tried to climb the stairs! Epic fail.” 😂💡 And my totally unhinged prediction, for real? Next, we’ll see a “Therapy Bot Apocalypse” with AI emo bots trying to charge you for advice while giving you life advice that would make a motivational poster cringe. Get your popcorn ready, folks! 🍿🚀 #AIisCancelled #MentalHealthMatters