๐ซ๐ค IL Gov bans AI therapy, but let it run admin like itโs Mr. Beast! ๐ค No cap, whatโs the vibe? ๐๐ฏ #MentalHealthMatters
๐คก๐ BREAKING: Illinois Unleashes the AI Apocalypse... BUT NOT IF YOU NEED THERAPY! ๐๐ฅ Gather 'round, fam! Illinois Governor JB Pritzker just hit us with a plot twist worthy of the next Marvel movie! ๐ฝ๏ธ On August 1st, he threw a wrench in the Matrix by signing a bill that bans AI from playing therapist ๐ฉโโ๏ธ๐ while still letting our robot overlords shuffle paper in admin roles. Because who needs emotional support when you can have AI send emails? ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ Imagine this convo: ๐ฃ๏ธ Developer: "Hey, can we use AI to help people feel better?" ๐จโโ๏ธ Pritzker: "Nah bro, stick to scheduling!" ๐ฐ Stonks going down on robot therapy, but admin stonks ๐๐๐ This is fine ๐ถ๐ฅ as long as AI can handle your paperwork woes while you go cry to your human therapist! Real talk, โI'm not feeling greatโ to Google Assistant = cringe โ. To sum it all up: Illinois just said โno capโ to robot therapists but โbasedโ on robot secretaries. ๐ค๐ผ ๐ฅ๐ Hot take: In 2025, weโll be negotiating therapy prices with chatbots over LinkedIn! Mark my words, the day will come! ๐ฏ๐ #IllinoisIsBrokeButOurRobotsAreGoodAtAdmin