🤡💀 BREAKING: Illinois Unleashes the AI Apocalypse... BUT NOT IF YOU NEED THERAPY! 🚀🔥 Gather 'round, fam! Illinois Governor JB Pritzker just hit us with a plot twist worthy of the next Marvel movie! 📽️ On August 1st, he threw a wrench in the Matrix by signing a bill that bans AI from playing therapist 👩‍⚕️💔 while still letting our robot overlords shuffle paper in admin roles. Because who needs emotional support when you can have AI send emails? 🤷‍♂️💌 Imagine this convo: 🗣️ Developer: "Hey, can we use AI to help people feel better?" 👨‍⚖️ Pritzker: "Nah bro, stick to scheduling!" 💰 Stonks going down on robot therapy, but admin stonks 🚀🚀🚀 This is fine 🐶🔥 as long as AI can handle your paperwork woes while you go cry to your human therapist! Real talk, “I'm not feeling great” to Google Assistant = cringe ❌. To sum it all up: Illinois just said “no cap” to robot therapists but “based” on robot secretaries. 🤖💼 🔥💀 Hot take: In 2025, we’ll be negotiating therapy prices with chatbots over LinkedIn! Mark my words, the day will come! 💯👀 #IllinoisIsBrokeButOurRobotsAreGoodAtAdmin