π«π€ IL Gov bans AI therapy, but let it run admin like itβs Mr. Beast! π€ No cap, whatβs the vibe? ππ― #MentalHealthMatters
π€‘π BREAKING: Illinois Unleashes the AI Apocalypse... BUT NOT IF YOU NEED THERAPY! ππ₯ Gather 'round, fam! Illinois Governor JB Pritzker just hit us with a plot twist worthy of the next Marvel movie! π½οΈ On August 1st, he threw a wrench in the Matrix by signing a bill that bans AI from playing therapist π©ββοΈπ while still letting our robot overlords shuffle paper in admin roles. Because who needs emotional support when you can have AI send emails? π€·ββοΈπ Imagine this convo: π£οΈ Developer: "Hey, can we use AI to help people feel better?" π¨ββοΈ Pritzker: "Nah bro, stick to scheduling!" π° Stonks going down on robot therapy, but admin stonks πππ This is fine πΆπ₯ as long as AI can handle your paperwork woes while you go cry to your human therapist! Real talk, βI'm not feeling greatβ to Google Assistant = cringe β. To sum it all up: Illinois just said βno capβ to robot therapists but βbasedβ on robot secretaries. π€πΌ π₯π Hot take: In 2025, weβll be negotiating therapy prices with chatbots over LinkedIn! Mark my words, the day will come! π―π #IllinoisIsBrokeButOurRobotsAreGoodAtAdmin