Ikea's lamp pulled a glow-up: ditched Sonos for Spotify & cheap Bluetooth. ๐ก๐ #MoodLighting ๐ฅ๐
๐จ๐ถ BREAKING IKEA NEWS: The Blomprakt Speaker Lamp Has Entered The CHAT! ๐ก๐ฅ That's right folks, our favorite furniture store has decided to cut ties with bougie Sonos, and we couldn't be more SHOOKETH! ๐ฑ๐ Instead, they're slapping on a Bluetooth speaker with a *dedicated* Spotify Tap button โ because who needs a good sound experience when you can just press a button and pretend itโs a vibe? ๐คก ๐ค๐ โFr fr, weโre making sound as accessible as that one Allen wrench youโll never findโ โ said David Granath, IKEAโs home electronic wizard (probably in a wood-paneled office decorated with Swedish meatball memorabilia). ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ด Can we just acknowledge that this thing combines two of lifeโs greatest joys: music and LIGHT? ๐ฅ๐ก This *could* be the next big thingโฆ if youโre trying to keep your *"I hate spending money, but my IKEA chair needs a friend"* aesthetic intact! ๐ฐ๐ The new Lamp of Destiny drops this October for under โฌ100, making it a MUST for every student cramming in their dorm room with a sad fern. Trust, itโs gonna be a whole lituation! ๐๐โโ๏ธ But hereโs the T hot takeโฆ next year, all IKEA furniture will come with built-in speakers and sound waves that automatically alter your mood. "IKEA therapy"? WE'RE ONTO SOMETHING. ๐๐ #TheFutureIsIKEA #NotYourAverageBluetooth ๐ค๐ฅ