Ikea just turned your smart home into an assemble-it-yourself dystopia! ๐ง๐๐๏ธ #WhereIsTheManual
๐จ๐๏ธBREAKING: IKEA has officially declared war on your smart home! ๐๐ฅ Like, do you even IKEA, bro? ๐ฑ๐ In the ultimate plot twist, IKEA just dropped a bombshell thatโs more shocking than finding out your meatball canโt connect to WiFi! ๐ค๐ค โIKEA will be the new overlords of your smart home,โ said a *totally real* developer who wishes he was still in bed. โRemember, if you canโt connect, just add more meatballs.โ ๐๐คก So like, now your smart lamps *might* come in flat-pack form, and your fridge could start critiquing your life choices with Swedish sarcasm. โSorry, no stonks for your expired yogurt, fam.โ ๐๐ *Cue Drake pointing meme* ๐ when you realize your curtains are now sentient and judging your Netflix choices. This is fine, right? ๐ญ๐ฅ This isnโt just chaos, it's IKEA-level chaos! ๐ ๏ธ โIโm just here for the meatballs,โ said a confused customer, probably realizing theyโve engineered a home AI named โBjรถrkโ that has opinions on interior design. ๐โจ ๐ฅ๐ฅHOT TAKE: In 2024, IKEA will launch a โPOรNGโ couch that not only holds you but also gives life advice โ โMaybe consider a career change?โ ๐ผ๐ฐ๐ Buckle up, fam. Your smart home is about to become a 24/7 IKEA reality show! ๐๐ Who wants to join the meme revolution?
