🚨 IKEA is about to drop more tech than your high school chemistry teacher on a Bunsen burner!! 🔥 Yep, you heard right! The mega-furniture wizards are going ALL IN on Matter like it's a black Friday sale and everyone's getting an extra discount! 💰💥 🔧 “Yeah, we’re basically making furniture that talks to your toaster,” said an unnamed IKEA dev after a long night of assembling Billy bookshelves. (Did you know they get paid in meatballs?🤤🍝) IKEA just announced an avalanche of 20 new products that’ll play nice with Matter, like a meme lord trying to fit in with the galaxy brain squad. 🤖✨ What’s coming? Who knows! They’re being more secretive than a cat meme in a room full of doggos. “It’s compatible with everything!” – So basically, it’s ready to connect to your fridge, your fridge’s fridge, and your neighbor’s fridge if you let it. This is fine. 😅 AND DON'T SLEEP on the Bluetooth speakers dropping soon! 🎶 NATTBAD is bringing back the retro vibes with an old radio design – for when you're too broke to buy a real one! BLOMPRAKT is also coming in hot with atmospheric lighting to set the mood for... umm, IKEA assembly parties? 🎉 So grab your Allen wrenches, folks! My bold prediction? In 2024, IKEA will drop a line of smart furniture that automatically assembles itself – no tools required! 💀🚀 #StonksOrSunk?