🚨🔊 BREAKING NEWS for 3 people who care! 🔊🚨 Meta is up to its usual shenanigans and testing out a PICTURE-IN-PICTURE mode for Instagram Reels! Yup, that's right, fam! Now you can keep watching 15-second dances while pretending to work on your laptop. 💃📱 #MultitaskingLife In other words, you can avoid real life even better than ever! 💀✨ Imagine being in a meeting, trying to keep your eyes glazed over, and you're like 🙈 "Wait, did that cat just do a backflip?" 🤯 You thought TikTok was a black hole? 🌀 Well, welcome to the new Meta-verse, where half your screen is dedicated to watching some random person’s mediocre dance moves while simultaneously scrolling through the other half like a snack fiend on some digital crack. 🍕🍟 Early "leaked" quotes from developers: “Yeah, we just really want to help people ignore their responsibilities.” 😂💼 Drake said, "Your content is trash." 👎 but NOW that trash is just gonna float in your face! #GlowUp 🔥HOT TAKE: Soon you might need a digital lifejacket to navigate the endless Reels flooding your screen, and I can’t WAIT to see people drown in that chaos. 🏊‍♂️💦 Get ready for the next meme tornado, my friends! Next up: Reels for your toaster. 🍞🚀 Share this chaos, it’s gonna be LEGENDARY! 💰🤖