🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Instagram just dropped a *SO* spicy feature that might just save your brain from the abyss of scrolling! 📱💥 Say hello to the Reels Watch History tab! 🎉🤖 Now you can keep track of all those TikTok wannabe clips you’ve “watched” when you definitely weren't lurking on your ex's profile! 😂😂 In a world where everyone’s stunting on vacay in Bora Bora while you’re still stuck in bed, Instagram has decided that it’s time to help you relive those *glorious* moments of cringy dance challenges and cat vids! 😼✨ No more vague regrets as you wonder, “What was that wholesome doggo I watched 17 times?!” 🐶🙃 One Insta developer reportedly said, “We realized people were accidentally falling in love with random Reels and needed a way to track their crushes” – and honestly? Relatable! 💔🔍 But 💀 WAIT, there’s more! 🌊 This *could* be the beginning of a rabbit hole that leads to the demise of your entire free will! 😰 Imagine! You could get lost in a vortex of your own bad choices like: “Why do I keep watching people cook lasagna at 3 AM?!” 🤦‍♂️🔥 Here’s the hot take: If this feature doesn't end with a collab between Reels and an actual therapy app, is it even worth the hype? Remember folks, with great power comes great addictiveness! 🤯💣 Get ready to seethe with nostalgia and discover your past bad choices on repeat! Stonks UP! 🚀📈 #NoCap #Based