YO, tech fam, make way for the HOT GARBAGE 🚨🔥 that is the Switch 2 Pro controller! iFixit just dropped a teardown that’s giving us serious “this is fine” vibes, and no cap, they’re low-key roasting Nintendo's latest cash grab! 💰💀 So, here’s the tea ☕: iFixit basically said, “This controller is a piss-poor excuse for anything that resembles gaming.” 🤡💔 Opening this bad boy? Forget about it! You gotta commit full-on domestic abuse to the faceplate just to find a screw! Like, who hurt you, Nintendo? 🙄🔧 And guess what? They’re STILL rockin’ those ancient joysticks that ghost you harder than your ex! 👻💔 🤦‍♂️ With drift issues lurking like the landlord at 6 AM, you might as well start practicing your left-hand aim for when the controller just decides to take a vacay. Said one leaked developer: “We just thought it’d add more *challenge* to the gaming experience. You know, *survival horror!*” LMAO, based Nintendo! 😂 In totally unhinged hot-take news, I predict the next controller will come with a built-in instructional video called “How to Fix Joy-Con Drift: A 10-Hour Documentary.” 💀🎮🚀 Get ready to binge-watch while your thumb wrestles with a tragedy! Share this if you can’t believe the chaos! 🔥💯 #NintendoFail #SwitchToDisaster