🚨 BREAKING: Samsung just dropped a collab with iFit that’s hotter than Drake’s new dance move! 💃🔥 Get ready to sweat and seethe as we dive into a gym saga that’ll make you question all of your life choices, fam! So, Samsung Health is spiraling into the fitness realm with FREE access to iFit workouts, but don’t get too hyped just yet. You only get ONE 🔥🔥🔥 workout video PER category, and ya got SEVEN categories! That’s a whole month of you watching one Pilates video while munching on Doritos. 🥴🥳 But wait—if you wanna unlock the **full buffet of pain** (hi, my name is Karen and I’m here for the cardio): they’re charging you 💰$10 a month or 💰$100 a year. Stonks? 🤔 Nope! That’s like paying for the gym but only getting to stare at the equipment! 😳🧘‍♀️ As a cherry on top, cop a new Galaxy device and snag some extra free trial wisdom (30 days free? More like thirty days of pretending to workout)! Just think of the possibilities! 📱💪 Our “leaked insider” (who definitely does not exist) just said: “We're basically a gym that charges you money to remind you that you're still out of shape.” 🤖💀 And here’s the hot take you didn’t order — the next trend? Samsung will launch *Galaxy Treadmills* that actually call you fat! 🤡 Get ready for voice-activated guilt trips, folks! 🚀💔