🚨 BREAKING NEWS: IFA 2025 is in full swing, and it’s like the Avengers’ Infinity War of tech—except we’re all here for the memes and cringe 😭💀! While you were busy scrolling through boring stuff, tech brands are unleashing the chaos, just like that one friend who always shows up at the party too lit! 🎉🔥 This year’s list of gadgets resembles a shopping spree at a tech-themed thrift store. We got smart home upgrades that *definitely* won’t spy on you (wink), a new robot vacuum that’s literally just a Roomba in a midlife crisis, and a tennis partner who *probably* has better forehand than you—no cap! 🎾🤖 Samsung’s new fridge might just take your job as a personal assistant, serving snacks and reminding you of your emotional support needs all at once 💔. And what’s with Anker making a power bank that doubles as a portable hot tub? 🤡🛁 I mean, stonks? "As developers, we’re just here to make things that make people say ‘wtf who needs this’," said one hypothetical dev who totally exists 🎨🤷‍♂️. 🔥🔥🔥 Hot Take Alert: In five years, your vacuum will have a better social life than you, and we’ll all be pouring one out for our lost human connection while it's vibing at clubs named ‘The Dusty’. 2025, baby, get ready for the cringe! 🚀😂