🚀🔥 **BREAKING: IFA 2025 – Where Smart Homes Are Now *ALLEGEDLY* Smarter Than Your Ex!** 💔🏡 Get ready to be bombarded with **AI flexes** from the tech overlords – Amazon, Google, and Samsung (who drops their own AI-powered toaster next? 🍞🤔). According to *THE VERGE* (👀, you heard it here first), these companies are about to unleash a tech tsunami that could make the average smart home more intuitive than your average dad trying to use TikTok. 🤡 Imagine your fridge telling you when you're about to commit a #SnackFail! 🍕🤖 "Hey, bro, you're outta kale. Time to stop that 'healthy living' charade!" 💀 *Peak AI exists to roast your bad choices!* And don't sleep on the startups like Doma! They might just roll out an AI that stops your smart vacuum from locking itself in the bathroom during an existential crisis. 🚪😂 🔊 *Leaked Dev Quote from the Samsung lab:* “We promise this fridge will judge *less* than your mother.” **Prediction:** By 2027, your home will have a better personality than you, and your toaster will be an influencer on IG. 🤯💰 No cap! Get ready to feel inferior to your appliances! *This is fine.* 🔥🔥 #Stonks #AIRevolution