🚨📱BREAKING: The Trump family just dropped the *GOLDEN TRUMP PHONE* and it’s about as American as a soy latte in a hipster cafe! 🇺🇸💰 Say hello to the T1 — a shiny gold brick that screams “look at me, don’t ask how it’s made” 🤡✨ You’ve got to hand it to them: they’re diving into the phone wars like it’s the last slice of pizza at a Linux convention 🍕💻. But here’s the tea: this phone is about as “Made in America” as a TikTok trend! 🤳💀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Yeah, we just slapped some stars and stripes on it... sort of like decorating a dumpster fire with fairy lights.” - Some intern probably Real talk: while the T1 is flexing its “patriotism”, the truth is that your new *gold-drenched* brick could’ve been assembled by raccoons in a moonlit alley in Shenzhen 🦝🌕. Taiwan's making the chips, Vietnam’s crafting the bodies, and let's be real - even the glass is more American than Trump in the White House.💀💅 In conclusion? This is fine. 🔥 But here’s my prediction: the T1 will be the next *great* meme template for every failed tech launch since the Microsoft Zune. Drake pointing 💔👉 to this absolute flex. Get ready to meme, fam! #Stonks 📈✨