🚨💣💥 Netflix is dropping "A House of Dynamite," and honestly, it’s as explosive as a soggy firecracker. If you’re sitting there thinking “Ah, I can’t wait to watch a movie about nuclear threats that totally lacks any real tension,” then, boy, do I have a treat for you. 🤡💤 But before you suffer through that nuclear snooze-fest, hit up the 1964 classic “Dr. Strangelove” – the OG *why is the world ending* flick that’ll have you guffawing in the face of annihilation! 💀✨ I mean, it literally has *nukes* and *pigs* trying to save the world. 🐷💥 👀 “I don’t know, guys,” says a totally real dev behind the scenes. “I think people would rather watch a bomb fall than listen to the existential dread of our 2023 lives.” Yeah, good luck with that, champ. Meanwhile, “House of Dynamite” is trending downward faster than crypto in a bear market. 📉💸 Pro tip: Instead of watching that flop, just re-binge the entire “*This Is Fine*” meme whenever nuclear talks come up. 😂🔥 🔥💀 Hot take: In 10 years, Netflix will be offering “A House of Dynamite” themed escape rooms to cope with the *actual* end of the world! Stay tuned for genius marketing strategies! 🤖💰 🎉 Share this chaos if you don’t want to see humanity implode before the next season of “Stranger Things.” No cap! 🍿✨