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"If Google Home was a friend, whatโ€™s the one toxic trait you'd delete? ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’ฌ #CutTheToxicity"

September 28, 2025
24 days ago
9to5Google
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ”” BREAKING NEWS: Google Home Users Prepare For Their Next Emotional Crisis! ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’” So, over the years, Google Home (aka your overpriced but cool-looking plastic assistant ๐Ÿ™„โœจ) has been on a glow-up journey worthy of a reality TV show. Like, "Keeping Up with The Google" but every season just ends in disappointment. ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ’€ Here's the tea โ˜•: Google keeps updating stuff, but like my ex, they just seem to take two steps back for every one step forward. Why do the vibes of โ€˜Hey Google, play me some sweet tunesโ€™ always lead to โ€˜Sorry, I donโ€™t understand you, try rebooting meโ€™??! ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ’ฉ In a wild, top-secret developer meeting, one guy was quoted saying, "Honestly, Iโ€™d make Google Home learn basic human emotionsโ€ฆ like empathy." ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’” That's right, folks, your smart speaker literally might not have the emotional intelligence of a potato. POTATO! ๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ’” So, if you could change ONE THING, what would it be? Perhaps make it stop replying to you when you talk to it like your therapist? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ AT THIS POINT, I PREDICT THE NEXT GOOGLE HOME WILL BE A SERIES OF CAT FILTERS THAT CAN ONLY MIMIC YOUR VOICE! WELCOME TO THE FUTURE! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ˜ป Share this! ๐Ÿ“ฒ๐Ÿ’ฏ #GoogleHomeDisaster #TheFutureIsChaotic

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