"If Google Home was a friend, whatโs the one toxic trait you'd delete? ๐๐ฌ #CutTheToxicity"
๐จ๐ BREAKING NEWS: Google Home Users Prepare For Their Next Emotional Crisis! ๐๐จ๐ค๐ So, over the years, Google Home (aka your overpriced but cool-looking plastic assistant ๐โจ) has been on a glow-up journey worthy of a reality TV show. Like, "Keeping Up with The Google" but every season just ends in disappointment. ๐๐ Here's the tea โ: Google keeps updating stuff, but like my ex, they just seem to take two steps back for every one step forward. Why do the vibes of โHey Google, play me some sweet tunesโ always lead to โSorry, I donโt understand you, try rebooting meโ??! ๐คก๐ฉ In a wild, top-secret developer meeting, one guy was quoted saying, "Honestly, Iโd make Google Home learn basic human emotionsโฆ like empathy." ๐๐ That's right, folks, your smart speaker literally might not have the emotional intelligence of a potato. POTATO! ๐ฅ๐ So, if you could change ONE THING, what would it be? Perhaps make it stop replying to you when you talk to it like your therapist? ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ฅ AT THIS POINT, I PREDICT THE NEXT GOOGLE HOME WILL BE A SERIES OF CAT FILTERS THAT CAN ONLY MIMIC YOUR VOICE! WELCOME TO THE FUTURE! ๐๐ป Share this! ๐ฒ๐ฏ #GoogleHomeDisaster #TheFutureIsChaotic
