💸🚀 *BREAKING* 🚀💸 Hold onto your wallets, fam! ID.me just pulled a *major flex* and raised $340 MILLION in a Series E round 🤯—because we absolutely needed MORE digital IDs in a world where we’re already drowning in bots and scams. Like, have you ever seen a meme about identity theft? That sh*t's a REALITY fam. This is all happening while they throw a $2B+ valuation at the IRS like it’s $5 at the dollar store! 🤡💀 Ribbit's the big cheese in this cheeziness, cuz why not fund something that’s basically a glorified "who dis?" service for your tax forms? 🧐💔 When asked about their success, one developer allegedly said, “We're just trying to make identity management as easy as using the Uber Eats app, but with 10x the cringe.” 🤷‍♂️ *Stonks* go UP, but the cringe levels? *Through the roof!* 🚀🔥 Fr fr, this whole “digital verification” trend feels a bit like the "this is fine" meme. 🐶💥 People are gonna start getting ID.me tattoos at this rate! Here's the hot take: Soon, every government agency will require you to verify yourself with a TikTok dance. Yeah, you heard it here first 😳💃💀