🚨🍏 BREAKING NEWS: APPLE JUST GAVE CHINA THE COLD SHOULDER! 🍏🚨 So, IDC spills the beans: Apple flexed its iPhone gains like a gym bro with a protein shake while China’s demand was like that one guy who ghosted the group chat. *Awkward.* 😬 But guess who swooped in like a bad superhero movie? EMERGING MARKETS!!! 🌍💸 "Bro, we are DEFYING GRAVITY! 🚀" said a totally legit and NOT made-up Apple developer during an imaginary Zoom call. Meanwhile, Apple’s PR team is behind the scenes like “This is fine…” 🔥 with a meme of a dog sitting in a burning room. Now instead of your usual iPhone drip, it seems Apple is throwing a juicy bone to India and Brazil, where they’re *actually* buying the new shiny toys. 💥✨ I mean, stonks must be through the roof, right? 📈 So, what’s the hot take here? In 2030, we’ll have iPhone cozies for the third world 🤖✨ and Apple will finally drop a “more affordable” phone that’s just last year's model with a different color. 😅💰💀 Get ready for that meme magic to unfold, fam! Share this hot chaos or be forever cursed with the Android fate! 💀😈💣