🚨🔊🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Trump’s Deportation Machine is Powered by Tech That Would Make Skynet Shiver 💀🤖💥 Gather ‘round, fam! We’re NOT vibing with this one—turns out the tech that could be used to save the world is being deployed to, ya know, *deport people*. 👀💔 That’s right, it’s a full-on dystopian tech showdown over here! Basically, the boys at ICE are juicing up their deportation tactics with top-tier spy tech, and it’s more cringe than your uncle at a TikTok dance challenge. 🍵🤡 🥵 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Yeah, dude, we just thought, why not use facial recognition for, like, THOSE purposes instead of, I dunno, unlocking your phone? Seemed more fun!" 🤔🔥 And let’s talk phone spyware. Sure, it tracks your ex, but why stop there? Let's just give ICE all your secrets — it’s *literally* the plot of a bad sci-fi movie. 🤷‍♂️💸 The real kicker? No cap, we’re heading towards a world where “this is fine” becomes the mandatory catchphrase. 🚀💰 So buckle up, cause I predict in 2077, we’ll all be using VR goggles to watch the *last* deportation as a “cautionary tale.” 🕶️💔 Stay woke and share this chaos! You know you want to! 🔥💥