🚨💡BREAKING: ICEBlock is the NEW babysitter for your freedom! 🌍🤯💀 After getting roasted harder than a TikTok dance challenge, this spicy app has gone from zero to HERO overnight! The U.S. Attorney General is out here clutching their pearls, like “How dare you let the people speak?” 😱💅 Imagine being so cringe 🤦‍♂️ that you get mad over an app designed to keep folks safe! Like, bro, don’t you have a million cases to ignore instead? 😂👮‍♂️🧾 But WAIT—what’s better than spilling the tea on ICE raids? Doing it anonymously like you’re playing Among Us, but the imposter is a federal agent! ⚡️🔪 With ICEBlock, you can snitch and chill from your couch. Talk about the ultimate SNITCH OR DITCH move! 🛋️✨ Leaked developer quote: “We wanted our app to be like Waze for federal agents, but for people trying NOT to get caught by them. 🚦😏💰” So let’s raise our iced coffees ☕️ and get this meme train rolling! The hottest prediction? By 2025, instead of Netflix, we’ll be binge-watching *How to Outrun ICE* on IceBlock+. 🍕🛴💨 Stonks 🚀🔥 or nah? 🤔 #StaySafe #NotMyICE