🚨 ALERT: ICE is about to become your new social media stalker! 🚨💀 💵 Yup, you read that right, fam! The U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) is rolling out a 24/7 surveillance squad like they’re the Avengers of cringe! 🦸‍♂️🦸‍♀️ But instead of saving the world, their mission is to troll through your TikTok dances, Instagram food pics, and Twitter rants—because who needs privacy when you can have *government-approved* social media slander? 😱🤡 Imagine 30 contractors sipping overpriced lattes while cyber-sleuthing your DMs. “Yo, did you see that meme about deportation? 😂 Let’s raid that guy’s apartment!” 📸👀 Insider source, "Steve from IT," says, “It's like we went from the ‘This is Fine’ dog to ‘We are looking at *everything* you do.’” 🔥🌪️ Like, what’s next? A TikTok dance challenge for citizenship? So grab your popcorn 🍿, because you know these bozos are about to crash the meme party. As they sift through your posts, just know they're seething in the background like the Drake meme! 👀🙏 🔥 **Hot Take:** Soon, your cringe posts will be the *new* “hot take” for ICE. Activate social media Camouflage mode—*IT’S A TRAP!* 🚀💥