🔥🚨 HOLD UP, FOLKS! 🚨🔥 ICE just decided to throw a *literal* bounty hunting party, and they're not even hiding it! You heard that right! 💸💸 They’re offering up to a whopping $280 MILLION 💰 to private firms who are ready to play "Who Wants to Track Immigrants?" 🤡💀 And no, this isn’t some dystopian sci-fi movie, it’s just Tuesday in the land of the free! 🇺🇸✨ They lifted the $180 million cap like it was nothing. *Stonks* are going up, baby! 📈📈 Imagine the execs at these firms: “Fr fr, we're just Netflix and chillin' with people's privacy!” (cue the Drake meme pointing down 🤦‍♂️👆). Imagine these “bounty hunters” running around looking for immigrants like they’re hunting Pokémon: “Gotta catch ‘em all, amirite?” 🎮🤖 But instead of trading, they’re raking in the millions, while regular folks are just trying to live their lives. And get this, a developer in the belly of the beast leaked: “If you thought Facebook stalking was bad, just wait until ICE gets its hands on your data!” 📲💀 📣🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: This is just the beginning! Buckle up, because pretty soon, we'll be applying for a “Track My Ex” app powered by ICE. 🤯🚀 #ThisIsFine #MemeYourWayOut!