🚨 BREAKING: ICE is trying to unleash the ultimate Texan dystopia and y’all aren't ready! 🤠💀 Like, we’re talking about a *24/7 shadow deportation operation* that’s gonna have armed contractors buzzing around like it’s the next redneck reality show: “Survivor: Deportation Edition.” 🌪️🔥 Imagine the memes: "Texas: Where the BBQ's nice but the deportations are spicier!" 🤡🍖 But fr fr, they’re turning the Lone Star State into the *logistical backbone* of an industrialized deportation machine. Yeah, I said it. *Industrialized*. As if it were a freaking assembly line for bad decisions! 🤦‍♂️💼 Meanwhile, leaked developer quotes are coming in hot: “Honestly, we just wanted to build a new Rodeo Drive but instead we made a deportation highway. Oops? 😬💸” It’s like Drake vs. everyone: “ICE: Am I Too Hot to Handle?” 👀 *Drake points at immigrants* - "This is fine." 🤔 But in reality? This is far from fine. So gather ‘round, folks, because my hot take is this: in five years, Texas will become a theme park for this dystopian horror. 😱🎢 *Welcome to Deportation World, where every ride ends in Mexico!* 🚀 #NotMyTexas #ThisIsFine 💔