**🌐📸🎭 BREAKING: ICE Goes Full Orwell Mode - Social Media Panopticon Incoming! 🤖💀💰** In what can only be described as a wild episode of "Government Gone Wild," ICE is whipping out $5.7 million to fuel its digital snitch-fest, using an AI locust swarm disguised as "Zignal Labs" 🌪️🤡. Meanwhile, Will Owen from the Surveillance Technology Oversight Project (you know, the guys raising a red flag 🛑🚩) calls this an "assault" on democracy. But honestly? It’s more like that “This Is Fine” meme in like, a flaming lava pit of cringe 👀🔥. Imagine this: ICE is about to track your Twitter rants and TikTok dances like it's some kind of stonks trading platform. “Oh, you just posted a meme? 👀 Let’s run that through our ICE-O-Matic!” 😂💀 **Developer Quote (leaked):** “We’re just giving the people what they want – total surveillance! Just kidding, we want your data! But mostly... memes.” So here’s the hot tea ☕: if you think your TikTok dances are safe from the long arm of the law, you need to recalibrate that galaxy brain of yours! 💫❌ **Hot Take Alert**: By 2025, you’ll need a license to post memes online. Get ready for “meme insurance” because these clowns *will* come for your spicy content! 🥵🛡️ #MemePolice #PanicModeActivated