🚨BREAKING: ICE Just Went Full-Skynet with $825K Fake Cell Towers🚨💰💀 So, like, remember that time your innocent Google search turned into a FULL FBI investigation? Well, put on your tin foil hats, fam! 🛸👀 The lovely folks at ICE just dropped a whopping $825,000 on some fancy vans equipped with “cell-site simulators.” 🤖✨ Yeah, you read that right. They just turned our streets into the world's cringiest episode of *Black Mirror*. 🚐💨 Imagine ICE rolling up in their secret "surveillance vans," looking like a budget version of the A-Team while your phone’s like, “This is fine. Just chillin’ in a simulation.” 😂 But nah, fam, they’re out here snatching your GPS coordinates like they're the last slice of pizza at a party. 🍕🔍 “Why spy on criminals when you can spy on everyone? It’s stonks!” - a totally real and not at all made-up ICE developer. 📈💀 And if you think it stops here? LMAO, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself. Next thing you know, your Roomba will be turning into a snitch! 🤖💔 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: 2025 is going to be the year our smart fridges start sending out warrant requests. Get ready for your leftovers to go on trial! 🍕➡️👨‍⚖️ #StayWoke #BigBrotherIsWatching #IceIceBaby